Pubic Hair, WTF June 30, 2008

Ok Saturday my trip to the pool was supposed to be relaxing. Its not everyday that I get to go to the pool by myself so when that does happen I, well I embrace it.. Other mom’s out there know what I mean.

So out of all the people that are there I pick out the perfect chair. A chair at the pool is very  important. I always make sure there’s a chair in between me an another person. So this lady already says hello to  me because I’m one of those people that just has it written all very my face talk to me. This drive me so crazy. So of course I try to be nice and just smile but not showing any teeth. This is my smile that lets people know I’m not not wanting to talk to you. 

 

It takes me time to get all settled in and when I do I see something that I couldn’t even believe. Pubic hair!!! Now this happens to be on the lady that said hello to me. So I look over and its all coming out of her suit and down her leg somewhat. I mean WTF in a very big way. How on earth can you miss this?.. I mean the first thing I do when I put on my suit is make sure EVERYTHING is in order with my business. If not, that’s the time to go re-shave. I’m the girl that’s so paranoid that I’ll miss some I always carry a razor in my swim bag. I mean you never know. 

 

So I’m thinking to myself at this point,how can she miss that? Its so much and she’s got her legs all spread out for the world to see it. I then just try to relax and not even look. But of course this is the time my peripheral vision want to work. You know how when you want it to work great and it wont and when you don’t want it to it works with 20/20 vision.  At this point I’m like Damn!!!. I then do what any other person would do. I take off my sunglasses, give her this awful look, pick up my shit and set out for another perfect chair.

 

Ladies, I have to beg that if you do nothing else in life and I  mean nothing. Make sure you have maintenance about your business. If that means you have to shave your good girl bare then please do it. Its not just respect for yourself its respect for any other person that has to come in contact with it or sees you in a bathing suit. Its like every time I think I’ve seen it all going to the pool makes me realize I haven’t even come close….

Dreams June 23, 2008

I love dreams they are can be so awesome… I woke up not long ago from a dream I was having and I was like WTF? I didn’t even know I could do that. It was one of those dreams where you’re not really you but you are and you’re doing some pretty amazing things that you never knew you were capable of. The thing I love about dreams is you have no control over them at all. I’m one of those people that tries to have control over my life but when I’m asleep there’s these hours in your life that you have control over. 

Like let me use this for instance.. Lets say I woke up and had dreamed that I sucked about 5 mens cocks over the course of the night in my dream, and that’s not what I dreamed last night..lol, and I shared that dream with someone. There’s nothing that anyone can do about it. Its like dreaming is the one thing in your life that’s all yours and no one can take that away or change that for you.  For me I’m one of those people that only have good dreams 99.9% of the time so for you people that have bad ones..Wow that sucks for you…haha

 

Anyway I just wanted to write how cool I think that is… That this is the one thing I have that no one can take from me. That even if I share my dreams with people they can’t change the fact that I dreamed what I did and there’s nothing they can do about the fact that I dreamed what you did.. The sleep world is amazing you not only wake up well rested you can have some pretty amazing kick ass dreams….

WTF is the matter with me??? June 16, 2008

Ok today my WTF is about myself… First of all before you read this blog I want you to go check out my flicker site at http://flickr.com/photos/leahwallace/ My name is Leah so any photo you see of me look at them.. I was a the pool today and I felt so nasty about how I looked. There were a few girls there that had kids with them that I knew were moms that had pretty hot bodies. Like tight abs and all. One mom had this really flat tummy and she had three kids younger than the two I have. I started feeling like how in the hell can I be out here wearing this bikini in front of all these people?. I really started to look at my tummy and see that its not flat even though I would out 5 days a week I still don’t have the perfect body..

Then all the sudden I looked up and saw this one lady that had to be at least 275 to 300 lbs and she was wearing a bikini. I was like Yikes!!! if this lady can be out here wearing a bikini and be ok WTF’s the matter with me that I’m feeling awful about myself? I mean I bet if this lady saw me she would trade places with me in a heartbeat. And here I’m thinking so badly of myself.  Of course this got me thinking WTF is the matter with me that I can think so little about my body when there are a lot of other people in the world that would love to look like me. I’ve come to realize today that I’m to hard on myself about the way I look.. And not just today but all the time. What can I do to change this?? 

I’m going to ponder on this for the week. I mean I’ve always been told how pretty I am all my life but I’ve never been able to see it.. Do people see things I don’t see? or is it just me being super hard on myself?. This has become a goal for myself for today. I want to be able to look in the mirror and see that I’m a beautiful person that God made. Yes its nice to hear but I want to be able to see it for myself.

So that’s my WTF for today, myself and how I can change how I feel….

Men’s Swimsuits June 10, 2008

So today I spent the whole day at a swim meet. My WTF for today is men’s swimsuits. What in the name of holy dog crap was the man or women thinking putting a man’s cock in spandex.. Yes I know that it may help them be a lot faster in the water,  but seeing this all day has put a WTF in my head.

First of all I must be thankful and send a shout out to the boys and young men that covered up while out of the water. Those are the ones that didn’t take their cover or towel off until they were ready to get to the pool.

Second I must give a thumbs down to the young man who seemed to have a hard-on all damn day. Now I know there were some hot ladies there but Jesus, have some self control!!! This guy so needed a cover-up unless he wanted the ladies to see what he had to offer.. But his mom on the other hand should of been ashamed to see her son like this in front of everyone.

I know some of you are thinking how could you be looking at cocks all day? Well it was hard not to look at them. I wasn’t the only person that was seeing this. In fact I had a to bring it up to other moms. It seemed to be the hit conversation of the day… There’s just got to be something better the  guys can wear, or tuck that shit back or something… I only bring this up so we can keep our minds on what’s at hand,  the swimming I say…

Now of course if any of these young mean were over 21 and hot with a hard-on in spandex I’d say more swimming for Christ sake.. Or would I? Spandex and men just don’t go together. WTF were they thinking when they made it?…..

Twitter June 6, 2008

 

 

Oh my god!!! what the fuck twitter? Its like now a days it way slower or they are always doing some kind of work on the site.. First you would think that they would save their work for night time when a lot to people are not using it so much.. And second what’s up with the page that says to many tweets? this is my big what the fuck for the day.. Twitter is designed for tweets… If you have to many you are not doing your job..You have to keep up with all the tweets that come through no matter how many they are. One or a million you have to keep up with them..

 

As one of my new good friends today put it and I quote, 

 

c_johnson Twitter, you piece of trash. I wish I knew how to quit you: http://tinyurl.com/6jkpge

 

I so love this saying he’s so right. Even though I think twitter is a piece of trash and I want to quit I can’t. They have us all locked in and they can do whatever the fuck they want and we can’t do any fucking thing about it…. Will it get better? we’ll never know because we can’t boycott it long enough. so we’ll have to sit back and do thing like this grip about it…Then of course I’m advertising and more people will sigh up and then that page will be there again.. *to many tweets* This is my what the fuck for the day….Twitter I hate you but I love you…Damn you…

Women… June 5, 2008

Ok for once I need to vent about my own sex. Women, what the fuck!!! So today I went to the bank and there was this lady that look well ok not beautiful or anything but she was holding her own. No ring so maybe she wasn’t married who knows… Anyway there was this rugged guy there not bad looking but ok, nice eyes. Anyway he told her how nice she looked today. Instead of saying thank you she have him this awful look and he didn’t even know what to say next… I wanted to say so bad what the fuck?!! I mean what the hell are you doing? A man says you look nice, just say thank you and go your merry way. It doesn’t mean you have to go out on a date. Or maybe she could of.. Maybe he was the love of her life standing right there and she passed him up by being rude..

 

This I think is one of the reasons women all over the world wake up at 35 and are still single and haven’t been laid in years if at all… Is this harsh of me? who the hell cares. I’m not the best looking woman in the world but I learned a long time ago that if a man pays you a compliment take it… The boy girl thing is still out there… You know when you like someone so much you just want to get the nerve to tell that person.. Weather its to ask them out or in this instance to tell someone they look nice.. This man got the nerve to tell her and she shot him down..Did it mean he’d ask her out? who knows maybe, maybe now… Women like her is how some of the lonely women in the world can’t get a man because men are sick and tired of being shot down by even the little things they try to do or say…

 

Women expect way to much from men..He doesn’t have the right job and so on..When I married almost 13 years ago my husband only made nine dollars hours and we got pregnant 4mo later.. Crazy? yeah it is but now when I see we are still together that’s pretty damn sweet.. It about the love we have for each other and nothing more.. Its a cool thing…

 

I guess my blog today is to tell ladies all over america to wake up.. When a man has the courage to tell you you look nice tell him thank you and go on your merry way.. Be thankful that someone noticed the beauty that god gave you. Its not every day that people tell you that you look nice so embrace it when it happens.. I tell you the more you do that the more you’ll become more open. And maybe just maybe that rusty guy that said he thought you looked nice the 5th day of June 2008 could of been the love of your life…..Just a thought ladies, just a thought…..

My Be Nothing…. June 2, 2008

Ok so I heard from a Dr today about getting together to meet for a job. I know it may be nothing but I’m a little bit excited about it. I haven’t worked in about 2mo and I love not working but I really want to start working part time to keep my skills up with my job. I’m a orthodontic assistant and so much goes in that field I don’t want things to get away from me. I always have to keep up with my continuing education to keep my license and that’s something I’m doing but working would still be a plus. 

 

Right now I’ve realized in my life that it seems my kids seem to need me more now than they did when they were little. So working part time would be best for all of us. Plus I’d have some money to put towards travel soccer that seems to be very $$$.  So we’ll just have to see what happens when I go meet with him next week. I for sure wont take less than what I was making before or it wont be worth it. I think just to be needed outside the home is a really nice feeling. I know that most people hate to work but for me I’m one of those people that are relied on by everyone in my home 100% of the time to be able to do something outside the home that’s just mine and that someone outside this home needs me for is a wonderful feeling. That’s coming a women that’s only worked a couple years out of a 13 year marriage. No I don’t need to work but then again yes I do.. Does anyone understand that? Please post a comment if you do, I’d really love to hear feed back from some of you…

 

My weekend has been wonderful…Stress free. Gosh my last job had my panties so much up in a wad that I couldn’t even live a stress free life.  I loved my patients and I love what I did but my boss made my day stressful. So to have a life without stress is so wonderful that I don’t even know what to do with myself. Life can’t get any better. Ok maybe if I won a million dollars or something then I’d say it couldn’t get better…lol But really right now in my life I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I’m a better wife, mother and just an all around better person. Of course we can all be better and yes there are times I’m bitter but I’ve gotten so much better than I’ve been in the past. I just hope it continues to get better….

Busy week May 29, 2008

Wow what a crazy busy week already. So far this swimming has kept us very busy. We haven’t even started soccer yet that wont be until Sunday. My dad had surgery this week. Its been a long time coming for him to have this knee replacement. I had planned to go but when I let Dev tryout for swim team I didn’t really think she’d make it but she did. With her having practice daily and me having two doctors appointments myself I wasn’t able to go. I really hope that my dad will be able to forgive me. I feel so bad because I’ve never been close to my dad growing up. I think it was because he worked all the time. With his job he traveled all the time and even when he was home he always brought home work with him. 

I think now that I’m a parent I can see how work can get in the way of your relationship with your kids. You do your best as a parent trying to provide everything for your family so they can have the best life and you always think I’ll spend time when them later. Then the next time you look up they are grown and out the door. I think the fondest memory that i can remember about my dad is that no matter where he was in his life every time I was sick he was the one there taking care of me. When I had mono he was there, chicken pox at the age of 16 he was there, and even when I had my own knee surgery he was the one that was there with me. So this week it hit me and i was so hurt that now I can’t be there for him with all this stuff going on with my family. I know my mom is there but somehow I think things would be better if I was there helping out cooking and just being there…

 

We’ve never been the type of family that tells our feelings so I didn’t think I should say anything about this to him but in a way I think I should. That’s still something I’m pondering about doing. Anyway tomorrow wont be that busy. We have swim of course and its my best friends b-day and that’s all that’s on my list thank god…. I did run 3 miles today. I know I shouldn’t of because the dr hasn’t released me to do so yet but it was damn good…I didn’t even hurt at all…I’m going to try to do three more tomorrow during her class as well. I pray it goes well. 

Busy Summer May 26, 2008

Ok here we are now that school has gotten out. I knew that we may be at the pool a lot or just at the house but the summer is way more busy than I had expected it to be…. First my little girl made the swim team. To be honest I didn’t see her making it at all. I know, I know I didn’t really encourage her to do so. Well lets just say this. I’m the kind of person that will stand by you if you decide to do something that you believe in. But, yes of course there’s a but, if I feel like you need to expect that you may not make it i’ll tell you not to get to excited about this. I know this honesty can be hurtful to other people but that’ how I am take it or leave it. 

 

Since my kids love me they just seem to except me as I am. Anyway Devin isn’t the best of swimmers or at least I didn’t think she was. So I just talked to her to do her best but not to get her hopes up since she’s never tried out for this before and she hasn’t have many swim lessons. Of course she has a sweet heart and told me not to worry she just wanted to try out. To my surprise she made the team! I couldn’t even believe that she did. Either she can swim way better than I thought or the teacher saw something in her and knew she could be good at this… Either way she made it.  So this was something I wasn’t expecting this summer. We have to be at practice 3 to 4 times a week and that doesn’t exclude meets. Thank god where she has practice isn’t far from where we live….

 

The next thing is my Son just made travel soccer team. Wow!!! again I didn’t want him to get his hopes up because there is a white and a blue team and there were only 12 spots per team and there were over 50 boys trying out. To make it would be either you are damn good or you’re just lucky.. Well Friday he got invited to be on not just one but possibly both teams… Oh my god what an honor for him. He’s played since he was 4 and he’s almost 12 and he’s just ready to take the next step. I really didn’t see him making it and he’s father was maybe hoping he wouldn’t only because it cost a lot of money and with gas being so high..Well how can we afford it?… At any rate we are going for it! Both of our kids are doing something that cost a lot but we are going to let them do it. We are not sure how to feel about the swimming yet because Devin is still at that place where she’s trying to find what she likes. She’s tried so many things but still hasn’t found a love for anything so I really hope that she will find a love for this. 

 

Chase on the other hand is a lot like Matthew was with music growing up and me with my dancing. We found something we loved at an early age and did it for year to come.  I think that’s why I don’t feel like I’m wasting money on Chase because he loves soccer more than anything. It so strange to see him have such a passion for something but if this will give him that next step I want to do what I can to provide it for him..As for Dev, I do hope we are not wasting our money. I really can’t believe how much this is going to cost but she is so exited about it we couldn’t say no..When she looked up at us and said making the team was the best day of her live, and she’s nine, out hearts melted and we said of course you can do this… 

 

I’m really going to try to be positive about this because I really lack that in my life. I guess when I think about all the money we’ve spent on soccer, dance, gymnastics, piano lessons,and vocal lessons its hard to think that this just might be her thing. Gosh all that after only nine years of living….lol are we crazy?  So for now it may be nice I’m not working since I will have to drive them God knows where. More so with travel soccer. But did I mention that I applied for a part time job in my field? That’s a whole other story and guess I’ll talk about that if I get it or decide to take it.. Oh that’s a story for another day…..

Feeling Bad May 19, 2008

Ok so I’ve been feeling bad as a parent this week. My son got sick last sunday with a fever. Its was like 100.0 and 100.1 back and forth. He had no other symptoms but if they have fever they can’t go to school so he stayed home on Monday. So on Tuesday he still felt bad but went to school. The nurse called at 8am and said he wasn’t feeling or looking well at all so I went to get him. He can home and went right to bed. All week he was in bed and just pretty out of it but again no other symptom but the fever. By friday I called the Dr and the nurse really felt since it had been this long we needed to bring him in. So that afternoon his father took him to the Dr and of all things he had pneumonia and was started on meds right away.

 

I couldn’t believe that!. Not only was I shocked i felt like the worst mom on the planet that I hadn’t taken him sooner. We had just thought it was a viral thing that would pass… I guess this has been a lesson for me. You would think of almost 12 years of being a mom I would of known by now. The meds they put him on are wonderful. By the next day he had no fever and the Dr thought he’d be able to return to school on Monday. Of course he has a lot of catching up to do and with school getting out this week it will be a busy week for him but thank god he’s better.

 

So that was my crazy week dealing with my sick son who lost a few lbs. I need to fatten him back up now that he’s able to eat again. Our weekend was the bomb. We got to go out with our good friends over the weekend and we went into Nashville. So strange living as close as we do we never head into the city but every once in a blue moon. What a cool city it is. I couldn’t believe how many people were down there and how much fun people you don’t even know are. People watching is the best to see how people interact with each other. More so when you are single that whole game is so much more interesting now than when I was younger. God I’m so glad I’m not having to look for anyone anymore. Life right now is really as close to perfect as it can be. I have a wonderful family and really fantastic friends. I always say life if great and it only gets better and each day so far it does..Yeah every now and then you get a sour lemon but you have to learn to make lemonade and when you can that… Well when you can do that then that’s the gravy we all want and that’s the gravy I’m learning how to make….Life is awesome!!!!